It’s national donut day! The best day of the year! Today I seriously considered that maybe I had made a mistake by not being a patrol officer. But then I remembered all the things that police(wo)men have to do and it didn’t seem like such a good fit for me anymore. So now I’m thinking that my ideas job is working at the Twin Peaks sheriff’s office. Preferably, I would work in a job like Lucy’s. I’m sure Lucy was responsible for setting up this lovely spread:

And if you haven’t had a donut today, what are you waiting for?? Go get your free donut and be proud you’re American!